Before Yummy Mummies & Slummy Mummies before the Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother before we wondered How She Does It there was The Bad Mother's Handbook. Hundreds of thousands of readers lived a year in the life of Charlotte Karen & Nan as they struggled with becoming mothers for the first time. & now they are back. Certainly older probably not wiser & definitely as hilariously catastrophic as before. For all those who have asked How to Be a Woman here is How To Be...A Bad Mother.