If youre a dinosaur all of your friends are dead. If youre a pirate all of your friends have scurvy. If youre a tree all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute & dark all at once this hilarious childrens-book-for-adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon characters unique grievance & wide-eyed predicament. Have you ever laughed & cried at the same time? Because All My Friends Are Dead is either the saddest funny book of funniest sad book youve ever read. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant-owners (like you) All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.