' She always had high hopes for him. Did he manage to graduate after his resits?' ' Him?! He's thick. Would be as useless as a lifeguard in a carwash.' This is a classic collection of the best humour that Scotland has to offer
- off-the-cuff & straight from the street. Packed full of wit & verbal gags you won't even believe most of them. Bestselling author Allan Morrison has spent months surreptitiously eavesdropping & collating over 500 of the best one-liners to produce this incredible collection an ideal stocking filler to help you chuckle Christmas away. ' When's the next bus then dearie?' ' Oh not for an hour.' ' Ach it'll not take me long to wait for that.'