From the writer of One Hundred Ways to live with a Horse Addict & One Hundred Ways for a Horse to Train Its Human this hilarious collection is the perfect gift for the entire female horse-loving population! If your stallion is getting to be rather too much of a handful you can have his testicles removed to calm him down & make him more compliant. Men seem to object to this. You wont have to meet your horses parents before you commit to each other nor will you ever have to spend Christmas with them. Horses dont cancel dates at the last minute with lame excuses. You cancel the date with them when they really are lame.