It's been nine months of build-up, but at long last their baby boy has finally arrived. & as you'd expect, the Daily Mirror is on hand to report on the happy event. These spoof newspapers are 36 x 28cm, which is Approx. the size of a tabloid.  Spoof Contents:  Headline: It's a Boy!  Sub Headline: A new arrival for (Father First Name) & (Mother First Name) Written By: By (Written by) Dirty nappies & sleepless nights are on the cards for (Father First Name) & (Mother First Name) of (Live In) after the birth of their new baby boy, (Baby First Name). Insiders say the couple are 'delighted' at the safe arrival of their daughter, & that mother & baby are both doing well. Proud dad (Father First Name) has been showing off the bouncing babe to family & friends & taking endless photographs. Dad, (Father First Name), is also set to celebrate the birth by 'wetting the baby's head', a traditional celebration that involves inviting friends to a pub for a number of drinks. Meanwhile, the proud couple can now expect a tempestuous few weeks as they care for the new member of their family, & will have to get to grips with issues such as how best to swaddle the infant, & the temperature of the baby's room. " It's too warm, that's why he's crying, said (Father First Name). No, he's crying because he's a bit chilly, said (Mother First Name). Waah, added (Baby First Name).   Other flashpoints include: Arguments about who is the most tired. Rows over who last changed the nappy. Falling out over what's making (Baby First Name) cry. He's tired, said (Father First Name). He's hungry, said (Mother First Name). But he's only just had a feed, said (Father First Name). Waah, added (Baby First Name). It's likely (Father First Name) will feel slightly neglected about this time, & may take to sulking around the house pining for a night out with his mates. (Mother First Name), meanwhile, is sure to be feeling exhausted & isolated & will be prone to spending a lot of time on the sofa, talking on the phone. Meanwhile, little baby (Baby First Name) will be bringing unbridled joy into their lives, brightening each day as the couple watch her grow, insisting that he's just smiled when in fact it was wind, admiring his 'tiny feet' & enjoying his unique 'baby smell'. Watching him sleep is better than television, (Father First Name) is likely to say, & for the first time since the birth, (Mother First Name) will agree. ...

It's been nine months of build-up, but at long last their baby girl has finally arrived. & as you'd expect, the Daily Mirror is on hand to report on the happy event. These spoof newspapers are 36 x 28 cm, which is Approx. the size of a tabloid.  Spoof Contents: Headline: It's a Girl! Sub Headline: A new arrival for (Father First Name) & (Mother First Name) Written By: By (Written by) Dirty nappies & sleepless nights are on the cards for (Father First Name) & (Mother First Name) of (Live In) after the birth of their new baby girl, (Baby First Name). Insiders say the couple are 'delighted' at the safe arrival of their daughter, & that mother & baby are both doing well. Proud dad (Father First Name) has been showing off the bouncing babe to family & friends & taking endless photographs. Dad, (Father First Name), is also set to celebrate the birth by 'wetting the baby's head', a traditional celebration that involves inviting friends to a pub for a number of drinks. Meanwhile, the proud couple can now expect a tempestuous few weeks as they care for the new member of their family, & will have to get to grips with issues such as how best to swaddle the infant, & the temperature of the baby's room. " It's too warm, that's why she's crying, said (Father First Name). No, she's crying because she's a bit chilly, said (Mother First Name). Waah, added (Baby First Name).   Other flash points include: Arguments about who is the most tired. Rows over who last changed the nappy. Falling out over what's making (Baby First Name) cry. She's tired, said (Father First Name). She's hungry, said (Mother First Name). But she's only just had a feed, said (Father First Name). Waah, added (Baby First Name). It's likely (Father First Name) will feel slightly neglected about this time, & may take to sulking around the house pining for a night out with his mates. (Mother First Name), meanwhile, is sure to be feeling exhausted & isolated & will be prone to spending a lot of time on the sofa, talking on the phone. Meanwhile, little baby (Baby First Name) will be bringing unbridled joy into their lives, brightening each day as the couple watch her grow, insisting that she's just smiled when in fact it was wind, admiring her 'tiny feet' & enjoying her unique 'baby smell'. Watching her sleep is better than television, (Father First Name) is likely to say, & for the first time since the birth, (Mother First Name) will agree. ...

This little stacking heart jewellery box makes a great choice of gift for the lady in your life.  Practical & thoughtful, this gorgeous jewellery box can be engraved with her Name, making it a lovely keepsake to be treasured forever.  It has three tiers to hold all her special trinkets, jewellery & keepsakes & opens & closes with a unique twisting mechanism to reveal the three lined compartments.A classic piece that will look at home on any dressing table. ...

A new & yummy way to let someone know you are thinking of them.  With a choice of 8 letter or 10 letter boxes, all are fully personalised spelling out a word or name of your choice.  The sweet words come presented in a large postal box spelling the word when opened. ...

A personal gift for yourself or someone special. The newspaper match report printed T-shirt for the sports mad fan. The thrill of a favourite big match or the day their team won the league, have the page printed on a T-shirt to be worn with pride! The Newspaper front page printed T-shirt an excellent personal gift again for you or a loved one. Commemorate that special day, whether its a special birthday or anniversary have your T-shirt printed with what was happening in the world on that all important day! ...

This gorgeous children's cutlery set would make a lovely New Baby or Christening gift for a little boy or girl & can be engraved with any name of up to 10 characters.  The set comes presented in a lovely navy blue silk lined gift box with lid. It is dishwasher safe &

Includes:: a knife, a fork & a spoon. The cutlery set is beautifully embossed with a cute teddy bear design on the handle of the knife, fork & spoon.  The edges have been smoothed & rounded to make the set child friendly. This lovely cutlery set measures Approx. 18.5cm & is presented in a gift box.

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This personalised Tennis Mug makes the perfect gift for any tennis fan. A truly stunning tennis gift that is sure to make ...

Don your deerstalker & become Sherlock Holmes himself! Choose yourself, family & friends to play six leading characters. Simply substitute the names of the leading characters with your chosen names, using the enclosed cast list to help you.  Write your own personalised dedication to appear in the front of your book. Then register: online or by post. Your Personalised Classic will then be sent to you. Change the names of these characters: Sherlock Holmes Dr Watson Sir Henry Baskerville Sir Charles Baskerville Sir Hugo Baskerville Jack Stapleton ...

The Personalised Sun Newspaper Mugs are sure to make the recipient smile.  We will merge your chosen details into the headline & strap line. You can even add your own photo if you like. All details are printed onto a high quality mug. A unique gift that is sure to impress your loved one on that special occasion. There are a range of mugs to choose from. These are listed below: Personalised The Sun Newspaper Anniversary Mug (Personalisation required

Includes:: Partner 1's Name, Partner 2's & Surname. Maximum characters per parameter = 14). Personalised The Sun Newspaper Birthday Mug Mug (Personalisation required

Includes:: Recipient's Name. Maximum of 14 characters & Recipients Age). Personalised The Sun Newspaper Best Dad Mug (Personalisation required

Includes:: Dad's Name. Maximum of 14 characters). Personalised The Sun Newspaper Best Mum Mug (Personalisation required

Includes:: Mum's Name. Maximum of 14 characters).







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