Packed full of groan worthy jokes, hilariously bad riddles & crap-tacular facts, this unfortunate book of all things cheesy

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How to lose friends & nauseate people What grosses you out? How about this: Attila the Hun died from drowning in his own nosebleed. The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet. One pound of peanut butter can contain up to 150 bug fragments & five rodent hairs. This crusty, thoroughly distasteful & utterly compelling book of facts will disgust your friends & give hours of revolting, sickening pleasure. ...

You can now have a fantastic party with our range of celebrity party masks. This is one of the most comical products that will land on your doorstep. Why not surprise your mates by having a celebrity join in at your next party? See your friends fall about laughing when you turn up with one of our famous faces! Each mask is made from high quality durable card; It's average face size (measuring Approx. 300mm x 210mm) & comes with eye holes & an elastic strap. ...

This is where it starts – the road to pop stardom!?! With this experience you will get a taste of the music business. Using the best studio equipment & friendly, helpful engineers & staff you will be able to sing a song of your choice from a backing track. What's included • Choose a backing track from an extensive library • Engineer assisted recording studio • Digitally recorded & mixed CD to take away • Allow 1.5 hours for your visit • Experience gift pack including personalised voucher & message card • PA cover to a value of £50, 00 plus cancellation indemnity What happens on the day This really is taking Karaoke to the ultimate level. You will make your own recording in a real recording studio & have a CD to remind you of the experience forever. After choosing your backing track from the library, a professional engineer will record one or more takes of your performance, filter it if required & lay it down via a mixing desk onto a master CD which will be yours to take away with you. ...

What's included

• Choose a backing track from an extensive library
• Engineer assisted recording studio

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Be creative with your gifts & give this stunning Red Heart Crystal Block to someone special, this gift is perfect for

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Treat the one you love to this beautiful red ribbon card & show them just how much you care. This is perfect for all occasions. 

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