While cats may hide their self-doubt behind dismissive 'you bore me' & 'I just sprayed the couch' smirks, underneath they are desperate to introduce meaning into their nine lives. This parody, based on classic self-help texts, has the answers. Has your cat been moping around in that patch of sunlight for more than 23 hours a day? Has kitty been overindulging in Whiskas in order to fill the vast emptiness within? While humans have plenty of self-help books to aid us in times of existential crisis, our feline friends have had to go it alone. Until now. This personal-growth book for cats (and their humans) uses the framework of classic self-help tomes to shed light on universal kitty questions. With chapters like 'A Cat's Conversations with God' & ' The Fur Agreements', this guide will empower cats to make the 20 minutes they're awake each day the best 20 minutes of their lives. ...

Mr Wickham turned out to be a disappointing husband in many ways, the most notable being his early demise on the battlefields of Waterloo. & so Lydia Wickham, nee Bennet, still not twenty & ever-full of an enterprising spirit, must make her fortune independently. A lesser woman, without Lydia's natural ability to flirt uproariously on the dancefloor & cheat seamlessly at the card table, would swoon in the wake of a dashing highwayman, a corrupt banker & even an amorous Royal or two. But on the hunt for a marriage that will make her rich, there's nothing that Lydia won't turn her hand to... Taking in London, Paris & Brighton, Who Needs Mr Darcy? details the charming, lively & somewhat dastardly further exploits of the youngest Bennet sister. Pride & Prejudice this isn't & Mr Darcy certainly won't be rescuing her this time. ...

Ever wondered where Caesar Salad comes from? Who was Benedict & what's he got to do with combining poached eggs with ham & hollandaise sauce? This title provides answers to these questions & explores the origins of classic dishes from around the wor ...

Offers alternative, edgy, & revolutionary ideas on how to make clever retro-chic crafts out of basic office supplies, from pencil shavings, paperclips & packing tape to bubble wrap & business cards. This title features projects that include a mirrored mosaic computer monitor frame utilizing reclaimed CDs. ...

The debate about who has the right to call themselves a Geordie is still raging. Is it a name that can be used only by people who hail from Newcastle? Or can anyone born in the vicinity of the River Tyne lay claim to it? Or should it just be reserved for the miners of Northumberland and/or County Durham. Or perhaps the only thing you need to do legitimately call yourself a Geordie is a sticker reading ' Gan canny divvent dunsh us' on your car. The fact that there is no consensus as to what actually constitutes being a Geordie, however, is not going to deter us form asking the question ' Who wants to be a Geordie?' This quiz book will use the term in its broadest sense & will offer 500 multiple choice questions spread over ten differently themed sections that cover all aspects of that north-east corner of England that can loosely be termed Geordie-l&. ...

For all his faults, Higgins was, for a time, the most loved sportsman in Britain. He remains a legend & the most outstanding, charismatic snooker player who ever walked into an arena. Francis traces his crazy life from the time as a baby he was kept in a hoe box in his mother's top drawer, to the sheltered accommodation in Sandy Row, Belfast where he died. If you want to know what kind of man could mesmerise & terrorise his way to the top; be acclaimed by millions one moment & literally thrown out of the pub the next; die in pitiful isolation yet be celebrated by thousands lining the streets in what amounted to a state funeral, the Who Was Hurricane Higgins? is a must-read. ...

Why were people so afraid of the Vikings? Why were some buried in boats? These are just two of the many questions tackled in this enjoyable look at the Vikings. This newly revised internet-linked edition is full of fun & facts about everyday Viking life & contains links to young & relevant websites.

Perfect for children.

This paperback book has 32 pages & measures: 24 x 20.5cm approx.



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Little Bear hates porridge. Even with honey, berries & nuts, Little Bear won't eat his porridge.

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Discover all the hidden farts in the trumpingly good search & find adventure!  This parp-filled book has 12 stinktastic search & find scenes to entertain you, including scenes from a pet show where there are many canine culprits, a whiffy winter wonderl&, & many more.  Featuring pirates, unicorns, pugs, flamingos & robots, this is the ultimate fun-filled activity book for young readers.  Product Information: • ISBN: 9781405298964 • Author: Farshore • Publisher: Farshore • Format: Paperback  • Pages: 40 • Dimensions: 29.8 x 21cm ...

![endif]--> With over 1000 things to spot, join Princess Rose and Princess Lily in a royal adventure! Search for cupcakes at the princesses picnic, explore the enchanted castle and discover the hidden passage & gee if you can find all the beautiful tiaras at the fancy-dress ball ...