Read by Paul Whitehouse. Meet Robin Cooper
- inventor, part-time driving instructor, toffee addict & compulsive letter writer. The year starts badly for Robin when he is fired from his office job for writing too many letters. He decides to start a diary to pass the time & to keep a record of his many inventions, including Aqua Choc, ' The Chocolate Bar with the Refreshing & Delicious Water Centre'. But life soon becomes much more complicated... Will Robin find another job? Will Rita, his bird-phobic wife, discover the wood pigeon Robin is hiding in their loft? Is his mother's new boyfriend really a famous explorer? Will Aqua Choc ever go into production? & can Robin's mysterious Swiss-German pen friend Gunter Schwartz help? All these questions & more are answered in The Timewaster Diaries
- the very funny story of a great British eccentric.