Malcolm Fox & his team are back, investigating whether fellow cops covered up for Detective Paul Carter.
Carter
Delve into this ridiculously hilarious & extremeley insightful Survival Guide to getting on with the In-Laws!
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Dear Respected Online Customer Welcome to the page of the first ever official Rudge Park yearbook. & thank you very much in advance for purchasing the book at the incredibly reasonable price they are bound to be selling it at. When I put myself forward to be the editor of the yearbook, my Head of Sixth Form Mr Gilbert was the first to wish me words of wisdom & support. His actual words
- ' Well, Mc Kenzie, I'm looking forward to seeing how you piss this one up'
- were the inspiration behind this book. Sadly, & this is not an apology, due to a print schedule that can only be described as fascistic, I wasn't able to finish the book to my exact liking. However, I was very lucky that my 'friends', Jay Cartwright, Simon Cooper & Neil Sutherland decided to supply a lot of the material So, inside this 'masterpiece' (Polly Mc Kenzie) you'll find: Simon's Love Poetry, Jay's A-Z of Sex & (nonsensical) Business Plan, the Camber Sands Caravan Club newsletter, Neil's Biology coursework, entitled Do You Put the Balls In? & his map of Rudge Park, along with some incisive pieces of journalism, most likely written by me. & there's lots of other random stuff which has never seen the light of day. God knows how it got in there. It is my greatest, & only, achievement from my two years at Rudge Park. May it bring you years of happiness & joy, & not just on the toilet.