A hilarious collection of jokes from the pubs of Irel&. Notice hung in Harry’s the other night:‘ Honest workman with corkscrew would like to hear of a widow with a pub!’
We have a wild character who comes into Harry’s. He is a young fellow named Billo with more money than he has earned, & a red face, which isn’t from sunshine.
The other day he was caught gunning his Mercedes (mark the word) the wrong way down the South Mall by a garda, who asked him where he was going. ‘I’m not too sure, ’ sez Billo through a kind of mist, ‘but wherever it is I must be late, ’cos everybody seems to be coming back already.’
Dinny was standing in the street the other day when an English chap came up to him & said: ‘I say old chap, could you show me the way to the nearest boozer?’ Says Dinny, hopefully: ‘ You’re looking at him.’
Product Information:
• ISBN: 9781856352635
• Author: James N. Healy
• Publisher: Mercier Press
• Format: Paperback
• Pages: 48
• Dimensions: 18 x 11 x 0.5cm