High Balls, Long Balls & No Balls is a collection of funny, inspirational & downright brilliant football"es. Forget the canon of English Literature, thereï ½s more poetry per page here than you get in a volume of Wordsworth. Our leading men of words include such luminaries as Brian Clough, David Beckham, Sir Alex Ferguson, Kevin Keegan, Big Ron, Ian Holloway, Bill Shankly & Sir Bobby Robson. & most of the leading clubs in Britain have their own dedicated pages, featuring club history & the characters with big gobs whoï ½ve worn the shirt. From Gazzaï ½s kebab & Mickey Thomasï ½s dud tenners to Tommy Smithï ½s leg & Harry Redknappï ½s wife, the world of football is captured in all its glory, not forgetting classic moments from the commentary box. As David Coleman once put it, ï ½if that had gone in, it would have been a goalï ½