Details: Reporter Nick Daniels is conducting a once-in-a-lifetime interview with an infamous celebrity recluse in a renowned
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What’s an adorably small canine with a big personality to do?

This dog doesnt want to be carried in a handbag (how embarrassing!)

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Every day we are issued with new directives from those who are trying to run our lives & grim news about the recession is beamed at us constantly. On top of that, we work longer hours, so we increasingly enlist helpers to manage the home we hardly spend any time in. We're also snowed under by conflicting advice for the myriad of decisions to be made
- do we buy vegetables that have been flown half way round the world, or let peasant farmers go bust as we cut down on our air miles? The list seems endless, & confusing. It's enough to drive you round the f***ing bend
- but there's no point in letting it get to you. This book is your guide to keeping your spirits up, cutting through the crap & deciding what rules you're going to live your life by, on your terms, & sod everyone else. To achieve your goal of smiling through the credit crisis, it's time to learn some new rules. In this new book from Janet Street-Porter, her tips & wisdom will help you make changes & adapt to the new regime of our world today. Take a deep breath, decide what you won't bother doing any more & substitute activities that give you pleasure & make your limited resources go further. The book's many chapters help you navigate through life with the right attitude in order to really be in charge. Red Tape focuses on negotiating your way through rules & regulations from councils to insurance brokers. Money tells you how to get your bank working for you instead of the other way around & gives advice on how to budget according to your lifestyle without stifling the good stuff. Forget the old way of doing things: an A-Z of the new social strategy for new circumstances advises on everything from giving presents to dumping your partner. & Mumbo Jumbo translates the boring & convoluted speak of politicians, health officials, & supermarket labelling into plain English for the rest of us. Life is a journey & we're experiencing a bumpy patch
- but if you think creatively & stick to your guns, there's no reason why you shouldn't emerge from it unscathed & a great deal happier.


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Details: Uh-oh! The pigeon wants to drive your bus & it's up to you to stop him! Move your bus around the board, using
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Sinead has been taunted by her manipulative brother Patrick all her life. Now he is missing. But he hasn't stopped messing with her. Compelled to search for him by her overbearing mother, Sinead discovers a trail of sinister clues which she knows Patrick has left for her. They lead her to Benedict House: a place where time stands still & nothing is as it seems. There she meets James, who is also looking for answers about his troubled past. Together, James & Sinead will discover terrifying truths that will test them to the very limit. For Benedict House is not a place for the living, & Patrick will stop at nothing to bring them down. ...

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'I don't know why you came back to Liberty, Ms. Mc Call, but little towns have long memories. People

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Meet the Bensons.

Theyre an ordinary couple. They wash their car, mow their lawn & pass the time of day with their neighbours.

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Willy Nilly is off to the shop to buy a cabbage.

" Yuk!" he says. " Dont say that, Willy Nilly!" says

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Can you take better care of this egg than Greg did in health class? To play, the youngest player starts the game holding Rowley's egg. Turn over a category card & read it out loud. Then start the timer on the egg. After you call out an answer to the category, toss the egg to another player. Act fast because you never know when the egg will SPLATTTT! If a player mentions something that has already been said
- they must hold onto the egg until they can think of something that hasn't been repeated. Don't be caught holding the egg when you hear it crack! If that happens when you're holding the egg, you collect a card. When a player has collected three category cards, they are out of the game. Play continues until there's only one player left
- the winner! This hilarious game will provide hours of entertainment for children & the electronic timer adds to the tension & the fun! Whatever age you are, this game is great fun for the whole family. Contents: Electronic Rowley egg timer 50 category cards Rules Suitable for 2 or more players aged 8 & over.

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DONT TOUCH THIS BOOK! (Dont even try it, bub.)

Okay, okay. You can touch, but you can only use ONE finger.





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