The ultimate collection of X-rated & decidedly politically incorrect limericks! This bumper new volume contains over 2, 000 dirty verses, from the moderately blue to the absolutely filthy ? all illustrated throughout by Gray Jolliffe, creator of the bestselling Wicked Willie cartoon character. Here are verses so rude that even a blonde would blush, on subjects ranging from the bedroom to the bathroom & beyond. You?ll find plenty of up-to-date limericks relevant to contemporary life as well as lewd old favourites on every imaginable topic, all of them guaranteed to make you laugh.

Includes:: many newly devised limericks. On the breast of a barmaid named Gail Was written the price of the ale & on her behind, For the sake of the blind Was the same information in Braille.

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Love will find a way
- 19 fantastic future-set romances. The good news is, in the future there will be no shortage of romance.
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This is a doorstopper of a collection of the very best of both contemporary & classic British wit & humour. From Monty Python's ' Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.. .' to Dan Antopolski's ' Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?'. From George Bernard Shaw to Michael Mc Intyre, from Eric Morecombe to Omid Djalili, & from Oscar Wilde to Jimmy Carr, this is a side-splitting look at Britain, the British & life in general. It

Includes:: these gems from Britain's finest comedians: 'I was delighted to learn that my friend's "schadenfreude" was not as satisfying as mine'
- Armando Iannucci. 'I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West'
- Zoe Lyons. ' For a while I was the perfect mother. Then the Pethidine wore off'
- Jenny Eclair. ' My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that'
- Jack Dee. This title also
Includes:: ' Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings because it's hardly ever for them?'
- Harry Hill. 'I went to the doctor & he said, ' You've got hypochondria'. I said, ' Not that as well"
- Tim Vine. 'I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge'
- Spike Milligan. ' When someone close to you dies, move seats'
- Peter Kay. ' My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower & I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden'
- Eric Morecambe. ' My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen'
- Jimmy Carr. This title also contains: ' Eighty-two point six per cent of statistics are made up on the spot'
- Vic Reeves. ' Getting divorced isn't like a bereavement at all, because if he's died, I'd have had me mortgage paid, & I could've danced on his grave'
- Sarah Millican. ' My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela: incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990, he's been out about 18 years now & he hasn't re-offended'
- Ricky Gervais. ' If you want to confuse a girl, buy her a pair of chocolate shoes'
- Milton Jones. ' Phil Collins is losing his hearing, making him the luckiest man at a Phil Collins Concert'
- Simon Amstell. ' We'll continue our investigation into the political beliefs of nudists. We've already noticed a definite swing to the left'
- Ronnie Barker. 'A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The psychiatrist says, ' Well, I can clearly see your nuts'
- Tommy Cooper.



















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No real hard bastard needs to brag or bully; most are modest, thoughtful & quiet. They have nothing to prove, as opposed to wannabe though guys. Others may pump themselves full of steroids or devote themselves to the study of a martial art, but can they handle themselves during an aggressive confrontation? Robin Barratt, author of the best selling Doing the Doors, has lived & worked in some of the most violent parts of the world; Bosnia, The Middle East, Russia & Africa. he has brought together a fascinating variety of portraits of indisputably hard men. ...

Over 450 mind-bending number, logic & word puzzles, ranging from reasonably straightforward to fiendishly difficult. Each puzzle & its solution is clearly presented & can be solved in just a few minutes, either in your head or with the help of a pencil & a piece of paper. ...

The crime world's most enduring mystery, the identity of Jack the Ripper, has plagued professional historians, criminologists, writers & amateur enthusiasts for over a hundred years. This newly updated volume offers the fullest ever overview of the Whitechapel Murders case. It collects not just the key factual evidence but also 17 different arguments as to the identity of the Ripper, including the more recent theories from Patricia Cornwell & others. ...

A rollicking tour of the history of the high seas with Blackbeard, Captain Kidd, Calico Jack Rackham, Anne Bonney & other figures of maritime legend.



Includes:: Francis The Scourge of Spain, Drakes audacious night-time treasure raid on Nombre de Dios, Alexander Exquemelins fly-on-the-wall account of the wicked order of pirates, or robbers of the sea, the journal of William Dampier, found stashed in a hollow bamboo tube & much much more.

Product Information:
• ISBN: 9781845291150
• Format: Paperback
• Author: Jon E. Lewis
• Publisher: Robinson
• Pages: 466
• Dimensions: 20 x 13 x 3cm













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So you think you're a genius? This brilliant new collection of tantalizing puzzles & top-grade problems by the founder of the International High IQ Society will puzzle your mind with extreme mental exercise. Over 300 original puzzles from graphic conundrums to logic puzzles & word teasers cover a broad range of difficulty. ...

An engrossing A-Z of over 60 gory years of slasher & splatter movies, from Danny Boyle's 28 Days Later to Lucio Fulci's Zombie Flesh Eaters. Here you will find the low-down on over 250 movies with entries from 23 different countries. The index, which

Includes:: every movie mentioned in the A-Z & accompanying notes, runs to 540 movies. The book

Includes:: the list of video nasties which the UK government attempted to ban.



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Informed by his love of hip hop & grafitti, editor JAKe has compiled a fresh, diverse collection drawn from Rio, Berlin, London, Philadelphia & other street art hotspots. The emphasis is on humour & the artworks venture beyond grafitti to 'installations' such as RONZO's Credit Crunch Monster, cemented in the centre of London's financial district. JAKe brings an insider's awareness of context to this collection which comprises both photographs from his personal archives & a selection of the world's best street art from the artists themselves. ...