When married couple Fern & Aiden have a windfall, their reactions could not be more different. While Fern is content to pay off
...When Rosa Hammond splits up from her partner Marcus, her Mum Dory suggests a summer in Malta.
Not one to sit back &
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' You don't analyse such sunlit perfection, you just bask in its warmth & splendour.' Stephen Fry The Empress of Blandings, prize-winning pig & all-consuming passion of Clarence, Ninth Earl of Emsworth, has disappeared. Blandings Castle is in uproar & there are suspects a-plenty
- from Galahad Threepwood (who is writing memoirs so scandalous they will rock the aristocracy to its foundations) to the Efficient Baxter, chilling former secretary to Lord Emsworth. Even Beach the Butler seems deeply embroiled. & what of Sir Gregory Parsloe-Parsloe, Clarence's arch-rival, & his passion for prize-winning pigs? With the castle full of deceptions & impostors, will Galahad's memoirs ever see the light of day? & will the Empress be returned...?