I found a website asking people to write to prisoners on Death Row. I wanted a proper killer, & preferably one who'd mown down innocent bystanders with a machine gun. Now what 15-year-old can say they have a murderer as a pen-pal? Me, Chas Parsons, that's who. Chas thinks it'll be funny to get letters from a convict. After all, it's not like an inmate with a life sentence can turn up on his doorstep. Is it?