The prequel to the million-copy bestseller, A Woman of Substance, where, high on the Yorkshire moors, the story of Blackie
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From TV's best-loved impressionists comes this comic account of one woman's attempt to make a football fan give up football. Alistair Mc Gowan loves football in an insane, almost compulsive way. Living without it would be
- well, it wouldn't be living at all. So when Ronni Ancona
- his former girlfriend, & hater of all things football
- comes up with a plan to wean him off the beautiful game, he is initially stunned, outraged. But soon Alistair starts to discover that there may be life beyond the back pages. In alternating chapters, Ronni & Alistair lead us through a hilarious story of withdrawal in this funny & original take on the age-old battle of the sexes.