Forgive your enemies, they say. Keep their addresses & keep notes, I say. In Access All Areas, you'll learn how to buy three Premier League points for just GBP25, 000, what it's really like to face a Football Association disciplinary hearing, & why every footballer in the country shuddered when they heard about the Ched Evans case. Add to that The Secret Footballer's no-holds-barred tour of the country's Premier League clubs
- telling us what it's like to play in each ground & revealing the one that all players really hate to go to
- & you get an entertaining glimpse into a world that's normally off-limits to the fans. Unapologetically opinionated, witty & honest, Access All Areas is every thinking fan's guide to the beautiful game. I am The Secret Footballer & all bets from here on in are off...

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The Secret Footballer is 'recklessly honest' (Loaded); 'insightful & opinionated' (Morning Star); 'the Banksy of the beautiful game' (Shortlist). Since his first book was published in 2012, The Secret Footballer has been able to take the reader behind the scenes of footballers' lives like no other player has been able, or will ever be able, to do. Anonymity has been a potent weapon in revealing the real world of football stars, & five years on, he has now penned the work that all his fellow professionals have been urging him to do from the start, The Secret Footballer: What Goes on Tour. & it isn't going to stay on tour any more... From Marbella & Ibiza to Dubai & Las Vegas, The Secret Footballer lays bare the worst, most embarrassing & most hilarious excesses of these fit & mostly fickle young men whose million-pound salaries, to use his own words, 'open up a host of recreational opportunities'. Fuelled by rampaging desires for sex, drugs, booze & rock'n'roll, these footballers think up ever more extreme ways of splashing the cash, & needless to say, it doesn't always end well... ...

Peggy, Mike, Nora & Jack have been invited to the kingdom of Baronia for the holidays! In their friend Prince Paul's home, hidden away in the heart of the mountains, they stumble into their greatest adventure yet. Can the children defeat the robbers in the Secret Forest? ...

Two dead girls in the river. Two tiny statues of the Virgin Mary concealed in their clothing. One CSI on the hunt for their killer. When Judith Chen is found floating in Boston's Harbour, links are made with the murder of Emma Hale, a student who vanished without trace, only for her body to wash up months later. ...

One of the best thriller writers working today. (Lee Child). A wonderful writer... Compelling, thrilling & touching. (Michael Connelly). They're Dying to Meet Him... The discovery of a body in Boston harbor has crime scene investigator Darby Mc Cormick looking into related cases: two dead female students wash up, both abducted months earlier, each carrying a Virgin Mary figurine. It's a troubling mystery that suddenly turns desperate when a third girl goes missing. But when Darby makes a breakthrough, she crosses paths with Malcolm Fletcher, an ex-FBI agent turned vigilante
- now on the Most Wanted list
- on the hunt for the same predator. Should Darby trust Fletcher or turn him in? Or can she find the killer alone? & just who is this murderer who believes he is a 'secret friend' to his victims...? Praise for Chris Mooney: If you want a thriller that will chill your blood, break your heart & make your pulse race, Chris Mooney is your man. (Mark Billingham). A compelling story that will keep you up past your bedtime. (Karin Slaughter). A scary, breakneck ride with thrills that never let up. (Tess Gerritsen). Harrowing, gripping, haunting, gut-wrenching & beautifully written. (Harlan Coben). Chris Mooney is an exceptional thriller writer. I envy those who have yet to read him. (John Connolly).

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The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett is a magical novel for adults & children alike

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Mary Lennox is an orphan who is sent to live with her uncle at gloomy Misselthwaite Manor. Neglected & lonely, she begins to explore her new home & learns of a secret garden that her uncle has forbidden anyone to enter. A friendly robin shows Mary the key to the garden & she discovers a world she could never have imagined... ...

People never like me & I never like people, Mary thought.' When Mary Lennox is sent to Misselthwaite Manor to live with her uncle everybody says she is the most disagreeable-looking child ever seen. It is true, too. Mary is pale, spoilt & quite contrary. But she is also horribly lonely. Then one day she hears about a garden in the grounds of the Manor that has been kept locked & hidden for years. & when a friendly robin helps Mary find the key, she discovers the most magical place anyone could imagine... ...

After the death of her parents, Mary Lennox is sent back from India to live in her uncle's huge, gloomy house on the English moors. Mary is lonely & miserable until she stumbles upon her disabled cousin Colin, hidden away from the world by his troubled father. Together they discover the door to a secret garden, & open up a world of freedom & enchantment that they could have never imagined... ...

Published to coincide with the 2011 centennial of The Secret Garden's publication, this Penguin Threads edition of the classic children's tale

Includes:: cover art by Jillian Tamaki & deluxe French flaps. Commissioned by award-winning Penguin art director Paul Buckley, the Penguin Threads series debuts with cover art by Jillian Tamaki for three gift-worthy Penguin Classics. Sketched out in a traditional illustrative manner, then hand stitched using needle & thread, the final covers are sculpt embossed for a tactile, textured, & beautiful book design that will appeal to the Etsy[trademark]-loving world of handmade crafts.

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