` Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need
- a homely home & simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love & someone to love you, a cat, a dog, & a pipe or two, enough to eat & enough to wear, & a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing`. Suffering from every malady in the book except housemaid`s knee, three men & a dog decide to head for a restful vacation on the Thames. Anticipating peace & leisure, they encounter, in fact, the joys of roughing it, of getting their boat stuck in locks, of being towed by amateurs, of having to eat their own cooking &, of course, of coping with the glorious English weather.