THE NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER. ” Everybody wanted the railway close, oh yes please, but not so close that they could hear it or smell it.” People love to hate the trains. They`re essential
- but everyone wishes there were more of them, & that they were faster, & most of all, that they would just run on time. But whenever something new is planned for the railway, there will always be someone with objections. The noise, the pollution, the money, the landscape... Those people really hate the trains
- &, sometimes, they`ll go to extremes to stop locomotion in its tracks...” British fiction`s most brilliant satire on contemporary life.” (Telegraph). ” The most serious of comedies, the most relevant & real of fantasies...at once hilariously cynical & idealistically practical.” (Independent).