
`WHATEVER YOU DO hang on to the phone.... ... .!... ... . .! Feel the smoothness of its bevelled screen... ... . .!... ... . .! Place your thumb in the soft depression of its belly-button
- turn it over & over.... ... .!... ... . .! A five hundred-quid worry bead
- & all I worry about is losing the bloody thing.... ... .!... ... . .!` For the four characters at the heart of Will Self`s brilliantly acute novel of our times the five hundred-quid worry bead in their pocket may be both a blessing & a curse. For elderly Dr Zachary Busner it is a mysterious object
- `NO CALLER ID
- How should this be interpreted? Is it that the caller is devoid of an identity due to some psychological or physical trauma?`
- but also it`s his life line to his autistic grandson Ben, whose own connection with technology is, in turn, a vital one. For Jonathan De` Ath, aka `the Butcher`, MI6 agent, the phone may reveal his best kept secret of all: that Colonel Gawain Thomas, husb&, father, & highly-trained tank commander
- is Jonathan `s long time lover. & when technology, love & violence finally converge in the wreckage of postwar Iraq, the Colonel & the Spy`s dalliance will determine the destiny of nations. Uniting our most urgent contemporary concerns: from the ubiquitous mobile phone to a family in chaos; from the horror of modern war, to the end of privacy, Phone is Will Self`s most important & compelling novel to date.