MORE DISAPPOINTING THAN EVER` Best. Diary. Ever` Metro ` Cheeringly depressing` Guardian` Abandon all hope, ye who buy it` New York Times Perpetual Disappointments Diary is a downbeat journal for pessimists, cynics & losers everywhere. You`ll love it. Ground yourself with a weekly demotivational proverb (` If ignorance is bliss, why are you so sad?`, ` Crappe diem`) & reminders of Notable Deaths. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into four languages (`A table for one, please`, `I have destroyed my hire car`). & save time with templates for Apology & Passive-Aggressive Notes. This may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary. This diary is not specific to one year – they are all basically the same.* 2018 Edition
Includes:: Brand New Demotivational Proverbs, The Quantified Loser, More Notable Deaths, On This Day, Bank Insecurity Questions, Gaping Void Ahead, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel, Pointless Doodles