Join Christopher Nye on his hilarious journey to become the self-styled Rocco Forte of the Road to Eastbourne. This is a book about a dream. The dream of running a restaurant. In Uckfield, East Sussex. Well, okay, Uckfield didn`t actually appear in the dream. But for Christopher Nye it was the perfect choice: a small town, but not too small; a town crying out for an American-style diner; a town without a Mc Donald`s. So here`s the story of how to make it big in small-town Britain. How to find the right premises (if not quite the right location); how to motivate teenage staff while giving work experience to a haute cuisine chef; how to stay out of casualty when things get a bit ` Goodfellas` on a Friday night; how to keep your puppy hidden from the Environmental Health Inspector; & why you should never, ever, hire an Elvis impersonator on the cheap. Oh
- & how to deal with Mc Donald`s, when they realise they need an outlet in Uckfield after all. ” Maximum Diner” is a tale of all this, served up with the crispiest fries & the strangest milkshakes on the south coast. Read it & laugh aloud. But keep that dream alive. For this might all happen to you.