The woman was one of those irritating expat types who felt she owed it to the world to impart on her all her superior knowledge of life in France. I realised that if I didn`t stop her now, she`d be bending my ear all the way to Bergerac. ` Actually, ` I said, leaning in toward the woman, `I`m planning to integrate my way into the boxers of the first good-looking Frenchman I see. Can`t think of any better way to learn the language myself. You wouldn`t happen to know the French for ”fancy a shag?” would you? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi just seems a bit nineteen-seventies these days.` After one particularly bad day at work, advertising executive & confirmed city girl Melanie Jones decides to give up her old life in search of something new & simpler in South West France. With little knowledge of the country, even less of the language & just the memory of a disastrous school French exchange & a few day trips to Calais, she embarks on her adventure with a suitcase full of optimism & not a little bit of naivety. After all, how different can life in France be? After a series of adventures with skirt-ripping tractors, handsome twin farmers, celebrity not-quite-beens, unusual toilets & a bonkers ex-pat community, all topped up, of course, with lashings of rose, Melanie begins to discover that her new life in France isn`t quite what she`d thought it would be.