
Holidays in Heck takes the reader on a globe-trotting journey to far-reaching places including China, Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan & the Galapagos Islands. The collection begins after the Iraq War, when P.J. retired from being a war correspondent because he was too old to keep being scared stiff & too stiff to keep sleeping on the ground. Instead he embarked on supposedly more comfortable & allegedly less dangerous travels
- often with family in tow
- which mostly left him wishing he were under artillery fire again. The result is a hilarious & oftentimes moving portrait of life in the fast lane
- only this time as a husband & father of three. Adventures include:
- The first stag hunt in Britain after hunting had been banned. If the British had been half as caring about Indians & American colonists as they are about animals, they'd still rule the world.
- A month-long tour of mainland China's economic hubs where P.J. learned that the entire Chinese concept of political freedom & individual liberty can be summed up in the words, ' New Buick'.
- A harrowing horseback ride across the mountains of Kyrgyzstan
- no towns, no roads, no people. If something happened to my horse it would be shot. For me, the medical treatment wouldn't be that sophisticated.