Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to childhood & enters adultery. Q: How can you prevent milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. We`ve all been there. You`ve been studying hard, the day of the BIG test arrives, you turn over the paper, & `what the *&%@ does that mean?!` Not a clue. Some students, rather than admit defeat, choose to adopt a more creative approach to answering those particularly awkward exam questions. Packed full of hilarious examples, this book will bring a smile to the face of teachers, parents & students alike
- & anyone who`s ever had to sit a test.
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Ahh, glorious school days... It`s no wonder they went so quickly with all the exams, the classroom fun, the sticky situations to get out of, the work to avoid & the teachers to annoy. Enjoy this new collection of hilarious exam answers, along with schoolyard jokes, amusing doodles, silly excuses, spelling slip-ups & loads more! ...

If the thought of science exams conjures up the memory of singeing your eyebrow on a Bunsen burner, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, funsize dose of ”F in Exams”, containing some of the most glorious howlers from school science exams. ...

Exams are full of traps for the unwary, especially for those who may not be totally prepared. An earnest attempt to answer an awkward question can sometimes lead to hilarious consequences. This collection of exam howlers & spelling slipups reveals that there`s no reason why ignorance should stop you from coming up with an F-in brilliant answer. Exams will never be the same again! ...

Is the thought of the 51 trillion pieces of plastic in our oceans keeping you up at night? Don`t panic! The war on plastic has begun & you can help! In this book you`ll find 101 little things you as an individual can do to avoid single-use plastics & help save the world. Governments, brands & corporations around the globe are on the case to solve the plastic epidemic, but whilst we wait for the effects of those initiatives to trickle through & alternatives to plastic to be found, let`s hit the ground running. In this proactive illustrated book, you`ll find 101 simple ways to cut plastic from:-FOOD & DRINK e.g. freeze fresh veg rather than buying frozen, & buy beeswax wrap over clingfilm- AROUND THE HOUSE e.g. buy bars of soap instead of hand dispensers & swap scourers for natural cloths- YOUR LIFESTYLE e.g. how to have a plastic-free party & find good plastic-free make-up Together we can save our oceans
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F. Scott Fitzgerald`s Taste of France is a culinary tour of Paris & the Riviera during the 1920s. Take a culinary tour of Paris & the Riviera in the 1920s, a time when American writers & artists flocked to the Continent. Carol Hilker has collected over 60 recipes inspired by the decadent food & drink enjoyed by F. Scott Fitzgerald & his fellow expatriates. Transport yourself to a cafe on boulevard Montparnasse & breakfast on Croque Monsieur accompanied by a Bloody Mary, or lunch on Caviar Sandwiches & Champagne. Idle away the hours on the sun-soaked French coast with an al fresco supper of Shrimp Cocktail, Steak Frites & Riviera Fruit Salad, or throw a party to rival Gatsby`s most glamorous affair & serve Harlequin Salad & Gin Rickeys. With features such as Drunk Before Noon exploring the flight from Prohibition in the USA & the resulting development of cocktail culture in France, Americans in Paris on the expat community to which Fitzgerald was introduced by Ernest Hemingway, & Chefs de Paris celebrating the great traditions of French cookery, F. Scott Fitzgerald`s Taste of France is a gourmet journey you won`t want to miss. ...

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- Ossiacher See
- Villach
- Dreiländereck
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Topographic coverage of mainland Spain at 1:50, 000 in the MTN50 (Mapa Topográfico Nacional) series from the Centro Nacional de Información Geografica, the country’s civilian survey organization. The maps have contours at 20m intervals, enhanced by relief shading, plus colouring and/or graphics to show different types of terrain, vegetation or land use. Boundaries of national parks & other protected areas are marked. In addition to all the usual information featured on topographic mapping at this scale, detailed presentation of the road & rail networks, rural tracks & paths, etc, the maps also show campsites & mountain refuges. On more recent editions some GRs, the official long-distance hiking routes, are also marked (although not as clearly as on hiking maps from other publishers). Each map covers 29.5x 18.5 km (with adjustments in the border or coastal areas). The maps have a 1-km UTM grid, plus margin ticks for latitude & longitude at 1` intervals. Map legend is in Spanish only.HOW TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT 50K MAP: all the titles in CNIG’s 200K Provincial Road Maps series at 1:200, 000 are overprinted with the grid for the 1:50, 000 maps & can be used to see the area covered by each 50K title. TO SEE THE LIST OF TITLES IN THIS SERIES PLEASE CLICK ON THE SERIES LINK.PLEASE NOTE
- MAP TITLES: the grids shown on our website serve both the civilian & the military 1:50, 000 topographic series. Although the areas covered by maps in both series are identical (apart from some border or coastal sheets), occasionally map titles differ – only one title is shown on the grid, usually the military one. In Galicia, the Basque country & in the Catalan speaking areas the tendency now is to use local place names rather than the often better known Castilian ones. Where possible, both versions are included in our titles. Map titles listed on our website are based on information received by us at the time of publication, but sometimes maps arrive showing a completely different title! As long as the map number is as ordered, the correct map has been supplied.
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The Faber poetry list, originally founded in the 1920s, was shaped by the taste of T.S. Eliot, who was its guiding light for nearly forty years. Since the sixties, each passing decade has seen the list grow with the addition of poets who were arguably the finest of their generation. In recent years the creation of the Poet-to-Poet series has further broadened the scope of Faber poetry to include the work of great poets from the past, selected & introduced by the contemporary poets they have inspired. The 2017 edition

Includes:: poems by: Simon Armitage; William Blake; Burns Robert; Lord Byron; Thomas Campion; John Clare; Samuel Taylor Coleridge; Wendy Cope; Emily Dickinson; John Donne; T.S. Eliot; Lavinia Greenlaw; David Harsent; Seamus Heaney; George Herbert; Robert Herrick; Gerard Manley Hopkins; A.E. Housman; Ted Hughes; Emma Jones; John Keats; Philip Larkin; Toby Martinez De Las Rivas; Marianne Moore; Andrew Motion; Paul Muldoon; Daljit Nagra; Wilfred Owen; Don Paterson; Tom Paulin; Sylvia Plath; Christopher Reid; William Shakespeare; Jo Shapcott; Percy Bysshe Shelley; Alfred Lord Tennyson; Edward Thomas; William Wordsworth; &, W.B. Yeats.

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The Faber poetry list, originally founded in the 1920s, was shaped by the taste of T.S. Eliot, who was its guiding light for nearly forty years. Since the sixties, each passing decade has seen the list grow with the addition of poets who were arguably the finest of their generation. In recent years the creation of the Poet-to-Poet series has further broadened the scope of Faber poetry to include the work of great poets from the past, selected & introduced by the contemporary poets they have inspired. The 2017 edition

Includes:: poems by: Simon Armitage; William Blake; Burns Robert; Lord Byron; Thomas Campion; John Clare; Samuel Taylor Coleridge; Wendy Cope; Emily Dickinson; John Donne; T.S. Eliot; Lavinia Greenlaw; David Harsent; Seamus Heaney; George Herbert; Robert Herrick; Gerard Manley Hopkins; A.E. Housman; Ted Hughes; Emma Jones; John Keats; Philip Larkin; Toby Martinez De Las Rivas; Marianne Moore; Andrew Motion; Paul Muldoon; Daljit Nagra; Wilfred Owen; Don Paterson; Tom Paulin; Sylvia Plath; Christopher Reid; William Shakespeare; Jo Shapcott; Percy Bysshe Shelley; Alfred Lord Tennyson; Edward Thomas; William Wordsworth; &, W.B. Yeats.

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