Don`t Point That Thing At Me by Kyril Bonfiglioli
- Book 1 of the Mortdecai Trilogy, now a major motion picture starring Johnny Depp Introducing the Hon. Charlie Mortdecai, art dealer, aristocrat & assassin, in the first of the Mortdecai novels Portly art dealer & seasoned epicurean Charlie Mortdecai comes into possesion of a stolen Goya, the disappearance of which is causing a diplomatic ruction between Spain & its allies. Not that that matters to Charlie.. .until compromising pictures of some British diplomats also come into his possession & start to muddy the waters. All he`s trying to do is make a dishonest living, but various governments, secret organizations & an unbelievably nubile young German don`t see it that way & pretty soon he`s in great need of his thuggish manservant Jock to keep them all at bay.. .and the Goya safe. First published in the 1970s, this hilarious novel is part Ian Fleming part P G Wodehouse. It is now a major motion picture starring Johnny Depp as Mortdecai, Ewan Mc Gregor as Jock & Gwyneth Paltrow. ”A rare mixture of wit & imaginative unpleasantness”. (Julian Barnes).” You couldn`t snuggle under the duvet with anything more disreputable & delightful”. (Stephen Fry). ” The jokes are excellent, but the most horrible things keep happening... Funny & chilling”. (Sunday Telegraph). Kyril Bonfiglioli was born on the south coast of England in 1928 of an English mother & Italo-Slovene father. After studying at Oxford & five years in the army, he took up a career as an art dealer, like his eccentric creation Charlie Mortdecai. He lived in Oxford, Lancashire, Ireland & Jersey, where he died in 1985. He wrote four Charlie Mortdecai novels, & a fifth historical Mortdecai novel (about a distinguished ancestor).