This is a wickedly sharp, history-bending, cosmos-colliding novel from one of Britain`s most iconic authors. Meet Frances, Fay`s might-have-been younger sister, an unreliable narrator who bends history & blends universes to create a sparkling & prophetic portrait of a once & future Britain. It`s 2013 & eighty-year-old Frances is listening to the debt collectors pounding on the front door of Number 3, Chalcot Crescent. While she waits for the bailiffs to give up & leave, Frances writes. She writes about the boyfriends she borrowed & the husband she stole from Fay. She writes about the Shock, the Crunch, the Crisis & the Bite, about NUG the National Unity Government, about ration books & National Meat Loaf (suitable for vegetarians). She writes about family secrets... The problem is that fact & fiction are blurring in Frances` mind. Are faceless assassins trying to kill her younger daughter? Are her grandchildren really plotting a terrorist coup upstairs? What on earth can NUG have against vegetarians? & just what makes National Meat Loaf so tasty?