Have you been taken to what you`ve been assured is the perfect house deep in the French countryside, only to find there`s no electricity or running water? Gone to the doctor with a nasty cough, & been diagnosed with a rather more personal complaint? Walked into an half-empty restaurant, only to be told that it`s complet? If the answer to any of the above is oui, ” Talk to the Snail” is the book for you. Find out how to get served in a restaurant; the best way to deal with French hypochondria; learn the language of love, sex & suppositories (not necessarily in that order); it`s all here in this funny, informative, seriously useful guide on how to get what you really want from the French. With advice on essential phrases & bons mots to cover all eventualities, & illustrated with witty real-life anecdotes, ” Talk to the Snail” is a book that no self-respecting Francophile
- or Francophobe
- can afford to be without. Don`t go to France without reading this book. & don`t even think of buying a house there.