Jeremy Underwood is a long-suffering subeditor on The Daily Beast, Britain`s mightiest tabloid. Returning from holiday, he notices two burqa-clad figures lurking outside the paper`s Kensington offices. Two male terrorism suspects have escaped from a mosque disguised as women; recently suspicion & fear have made everyone alert. Jeremy`s casual observation sets off a chain of events that spins out of control, as the great Beast feels that it is the next target of terrorism. Alexander Starritt`s darkly funny novel is a vivid anatomy of that most uncontrollable of large creatures, the British tabloid newspaper. The ferocious professionalism & manic rivalries of a newsroom have rarely been so well described. & at the heart of the newsroom is the brooding, dictatorial figure of its editor, Charles Brython, the booming voice of Middle Engl&. His world is under threat, & he will do whatever it takes to defend it. This is a story in which comedy teeters on the edge of horror.