Realising that his New Year is probably going to be a disaster, as usual, our narrator, on impulse, walks into a travel agency to book a week in the sun. Sensitive to his limited means & dislike of Muslim countries, the travel agent suggests an island full of 21st century hedonism, set in a bizarre lunar landscape
- Lanzarote. On Lanzarote, one can meet some fascinating human specimens, notably Pam & Barbara
- `non-exclusive` German lesbians
- who can give rise to some interesting combinations. Will they succeed in seducing Rudi, the police inspector from Luxembourg, currently living in exile in Brussels? Or will he join the ` Azraelian` sect, as they prepare for humanity to be regenerated by extra-terrestrials? As for our narrator, will he consider his week`s holiday on the island a success?