The World Of Norm Series 2 And 3 6 Books Collection Box Set By
Jonathan Meres

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The World of Norm Series 2 & 3 6 Books Collection Box Set By Jonathan Meres May Require Batteries May Be Contagious May Need Rebooting Must Be Washed Separately May Contain Buts May Still Be Charged Description May Require Batteries What with overdue homework overdue pocket money & a bag full of overdue newspapers one things for sure life for Norm isnt getting any less unfair & did he mention the fact that hes the only kid on the planet without an iPad May Be Contagious Following on from his first four massively unfair adventures Norm is back & he knows that its just going to be one of those days Before long a dogrelated injury prevents him from biking & an old friend threatens the one thing even more important to Norm than his bike & were not talking pizza Upset plans & upset stomachs Norms out of luck & it may be contagious May Need Rebooting Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up & found himself in 18th century France If only he hadnt fallen asleep in History & if only hed done his punishment exercise & if only he could go biking instead of playing stupid football Except Normcantgo biking Why not BECAUSE HIS BIKES BEEN STOLEN THATS WHY Nightmare Its worse than that ITS AN ABSOFLIPPINGLUTE DISASTER Must Be Washed Separately Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was woken by the sound of an elephant breaking wind in the next room Not thebeststart to a day but its about to get a whole lot worse As if a trip to see his perfect cousins isnt badenough theyve only gone & got the brand new Call Of Mortal Battle Not that Norm could play anyway what with being banned off Xbox due to a curious incident of a stinky dog at bath time May Contain Buts Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he went to the toilet just for something to do But things can only get better right WRONG If only Brian & Dave hadnt found Dads million year old aftershave If only Mikey wasnt feeling lower than a snakes backside If only Chelsea would hurry up & move Its all ifs & buts though Or should that be whiffs & butts Either way its justsoflipping unfair May Still Be Charged The NINTH hilarious title in this awardwinning laughoutloud series For fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid & David Walliams