You Took the Last Bus Home is the first & long-awaited collection of ingeniously hilarious & surprisingly touching poems from Brian Bilston the mysterious Poet Laureate of Twitter' With endless wit imaginative wordplay & underlying heartache he offers profound insights into modern life exploring themes as diverse as love death the inestimable value of a mobile phone charger the unbearable torment of forgetting to put the rubbish out & the improbable nuances of the English language Constantly experimenting with literary form Bilston's words have been known to float off the page take the shape of the subjects they explore & reflect our contemporary world in the form of Excel spreadsheets Venn diagrams & Scrabble tiles This irresistibly charming collection of his best-loved poems will make you question the very essence of the human condition in the twenty-first century YOU TOOK THE LAST BUS HOMEyou tookthe last bus homedon't know howyou got it through the dooryou're always doing amazing stufflike the timewhen you caught that train