Toddler aholery is a normal part of human development-not unlike puberty except this stage involves throwing food on the floor & taking swings at people who pay your way in life For parents of toddlers the only reasonable (and nonalcoholic) response is to laugh Bunmi Laditan's Toddlers Are AHoles is a hilarious satirical guide to toddlerhood that give parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief
- along with the very good news that It's Not Your Fault Chapters cover feeding your toddler potty-training tantrums how to manage the holidays how not to die inside & using the TV as babysitter Experts will tell you that screen time is bad for kids but do you know what else is bad for kids? Getting dropped off at a 7-11 with a backpack full of clothes Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants (One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant & outside like a cocker spaniel while the other luckier parent will eat alone) Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler (I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering) & how to order pizza (Spend 40 on pizza delivery Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine) Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent easing the pains & challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humour & wit