For most of my life I never imagined I'd get married But Kate did the impossible she changed me I think we can all agree I was pretty frigging awesome before but now I'm even better The road to this day wasn't all rainbows & boners There were mistakes & misunderstandings worthy of a Greek tragedy But Kate & I made it through with our inexhaustible lust boundless admiration & everlasting love for one another intact That being said there were some unexpected incidents in Vegas last weekend that could have been a problem It was kind ofmy final test I know what you're thinking-what the hell did you do this time? Relax Let's not judge or call for my castration until you've heard the whole story & hold on tight because you're in for a wild ride Did you expect anything less?