' There was a wee lassie who swallowed a midgie I don't know why she swallowed the midgie So teeny & squidgy!' In this hilarious twist on a much-loved rhyme the wee lassie swallows a succession of Scotland's favourite creatures to catch that peskie midgie -- including a puffin a Scottie dog a seal & even Nessie! After all that she can't still be hungry Can she? Kate Mc Lelland's funny engaging illustrations bring to life this uniquely Scottish version of a classic rhyme