I will teach them literature poetry culture I will teach them The Waste Land! I will be the Best Teacher Who Has Ever Lived! Or so The Secret Teacher thinks On his first day at an inner-city state school he gets nuked The class he is made to cut his teeth on are an unruly mob stuffed with behavioural issues There is Milosz who is put in detention for committing the sin of Onan with a Pritt Stick Kieran the class rebel Donnie a hard-working kid desperate for approval Mercedes a volatile rude girland Salim who loves Bollywood & the number 5 Somehow The Secret Teacher needs to enthuse this lot with a love of books Or at least keep them sitting at their desks until the end of the lesson & then he's got to deal with the Observations marking standardisations book checks OFSTED Educational Consultants spreadsheets personal statements school trips strikes class race love death birth manhood dry cleaning the end of literary culture the end of the Old World the whole shebang In this vivid account of his first few years in the classroom The Secret Teacher grapples with the complicated questions of how to teach how we learn
- & how little he actually knows He celebrates the world's greatest stories the extraordinary teachers he has worked with & the kids bolshy bright funny & absolutely electric The result is a book brimful of wit insight & tenderness