This is the story of football as it's never been told before A cock-eyed compilation of match reports correspondence & reminiscences from pundits commentators players officials & spectators who weren't there but should have been The nutmegs the tantrums the penalty-shoot-outs that have provided the ubiquitous topic of male conversation for generations are entertainingly evoked If The Random History of Football boasted the stories were in bite-sized chunks Luis Suarez would buy every copy!