Hey you! Yeah you holding this book you with the face like a constipated greyhound You're the sap in the family tree Wouldn't know your langer from your thumb except for the nail Word is if brains were taxed you'd be due a rebate But why stand there & be insulted? With the help of this invaluable collection of Irish insults you'll be able to tell your boss that for someone without cows he produces an awful lot of bullshit Or your husband he's as useful as a concrete currach Or you might observe that your wife's arse is as wide as a Leitrim hurler's shot