When my teacher Mr Fullerman doesn't have his BEADY EYES on me I like to draw pictures & write stories about stuff like when we had the worst holiday ever (camping sucks) & when my parents came to school for parents' evening (groan) & about how Marcus Meldrew is the most annoying boy in the world & how I don't want to sit next to him in class All I want to do is get tickets to see the best band ever DUDE3 when they come to town It's not easy when I'm up against Delia my weirdo big sister & all my plans seem to get me into MAJOR TROUBLE again