Jeremy Underwood is a long-suffering subeditor on The Daily Beast Britain&s mightiest tabloid Returning from holiday he notices two burqa-clad figures lurking outside the paper&s Kensington offices Two male terrorism suspects have escaped from a mosque disguised as women; recently suspicion & fear have made everyone alert Jeremy&s casual observation sets off a chain of events that spins out of control as the great Beast feels that it is the next target of terrorism Alexander Starritt&s darkly funny novel is a vivid anatomy of that most uncontrollable of large creatures the British tabloid newspaper The ferocious professionalism & manic rivalries of a newsroom have rarely been so well described & at the heart of the newsroom is the brooding dictatorial figure of its editor Charles Brython the booming voice of Middle England His world is under threat & he will do whatever it takes to defend it This is a story in which comedy teeters on the edge of horror