SUCK LESS WHERE THERE'S A WILLAM THERE'S A WAY is a raunchy lifestyle guide It gives comedic yet usable lessons & real world life-hacks that will help you be a cooler you & probably make Satan himself wanna stand up & applaud you! Inside this book you'll learn makeup tips (like how to fake a black eye for family court) travel tips (where the hookers who will let you take pics with them in Amdsterdam are) party tips (ie what liquor is okay to rectally buttchug) & so much more from the only contestant to ever get kicked off Ru Paul's Drag Race!