Spectacles is the hilarious creative & incredibly moving memoir from much loved comedian writer & presenter Sue Perkins When I began writing this book I went home to see if my mum had kept some of my stuff What I found was that she hadn't kept some of it She had kept all of it
- every bus ticket postcard school report
- from the moment I was born to the moment I finally had the confidence to turn round & say ' Why is our house full of this shit?' Sadly a recycling 'incident' destroyed the bulk of this archive This has meant two things firstly Dear Reader you will never get to see countless drawings of wizards read a poem about corn on the cob or marvel at the kilos of brown flowers I so lovingly pressed as a child Secondly it's left me with no choice but to actually write this thing myself This my first ever book will answer questions such as ' Is Mary Berry real?' ' Is it true you wear a surgical truss?' & ' Is a non-spherically symmetric gravitational pull from outside the observable universe responsible for some of the observed motion of large objects such as galactic clusters in the universe?' Most of this book is true I have of course amplified my more positive characteristics in an effort to make you like me Thank you for reading Praise for Spectacles' Drama tears & laughs
- Spectacles has got it all A brilliant touching memoir suffused with love it reminds you that life is best lived at wonky angles I ADORED it' Jessie Burton bestselling author of The Miniaturist' Very funny It seems there are two Sue Perkins the TV one who gabbles & pratfalls & the sensitive one who aches The first of course exists to protect the second They can both write The first writes comedy the second tragedy; in this sense reading her memoir is very like meeting her' Sunday Times' It's a proper book so well written Tight & bright & full of inspiration' Chris Evans Radio 2


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This Clothtique hanging ornament captures classic Santa at his sweetest Bespectacled & bearing a long list labeled You are Spectacular that can also be personalised ...

Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 (Europe) or region Free DVD Player in order to play Get ready for hours of nonstop super Spidey excitement as the world’s most famous web-slinging Super Hero returns in all 13 action-packed episodes from the hit first season of “ The Spectacular Spider-Man TM!” The line of Super Villains determined to take down Spidey seems never ending There’s Venom Electro Dr Octopus Sandman & Rhino
- just to name a few These criminals are almost more than he can handle & the stress would be enough to send a lesser Super Hero over the edge but it’s all in a day&s work for The Spectacular Spider-Man!
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All four of David Walliams' amazing picture books on one spectacular CD for the first time! Read by the author himself 33 minutes of side-splitting stories for the very young hilariously read by David Walliams This unabridged CD compilation

Includes:: THE SLIGHTLY ANNOYING ELEPHANTWhat's big blue bossy & turns up uninvited? A slightly annoying elephant of course! THE FIRST HIPPO ON THE MOONTwo big hippos One ENORMOUS dream Who can make it to the moon first?3 2 1 BLAST OFF! THE BEAR WHO WENT BOO! At the top of the world surrounded by snow & ice lives a very cheeky polar bear cub who loves to go BOO! But this little bear cub doesn't always know when to stop THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY SCHOOL! Miranda loves to be different & on Bring-your-pet-to-school Day she introduces everyone to her very DIFFERENT pet Penelope the snake

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A secret agent of ARK has infiltrated a top secret Raxxon facility attempting to complete three mission objectives before they escape — but they are hunted by genetically modified Raxxon Hunters Players can choose which side they wish to join Specter Ops is a sci-fi stealth ops game of hidden movement that&s similar to Scotland Yard Players are trying to locatecapture a mysterious agent who keeps track of their sneaking via a private map The other players take control of unique characters who must use their wits abilities & technology to help them hunt down this infiltrator Items like flash grenades scanners & the like are at the disposal of this covert agent Players 2-5 Playing time 60-90 Minutes Suggested ages 10 ...

Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 (Europe) or region Free DVD Player in order to play The Town of Midground is being threatened by a tsunami caused by a massive earthquake in the North Pacific Ocean After a series of other unexplainable events occur Chase Lombardi & his friends grab their cameras & set out to film anything else that may happen As the night progresses they start to realize they may not be witnessing a natural phenomenon at all but something far more dangerous something supernatural! ...

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- duration 8 h (permanent light) 16 h (flash mode) 40 h (running light) Splash-proof Specification Illuminant LED Light On-Time 8 hours Material Plastic Height 40mm Length 80mm Weight 71g
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Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 or region free DVD player in order to play A cryptic message from the past sends James Bond on a rogue mission to Mexico City & eventually Rome where he meets Lucia Sciarra (Monica Bellucci) the beautiful & forbidden widow of an infamous criminal Bond infiltrates a secret meeting & uncovers the existence of the sinister organisation known as SPECTRE Meanwhile back in London Max Denbigh (Andrew Scott) the new head of the Centre for National Security questions Bond’s actions & challenges the relevance of MI6 led by M (Ralph Fiennes) Bond covertly enlists Moneypenny (Naomie Harris) & Q (Ben Whishaw) to help him seek out Madeleine Swann (Lea Seydoux) the daughter of his old nemesis Mr White (Jesper Christensen) who may hold the clue to untangling the web of SPECTRE As the daughter of an assassin she understands Bond in a way most others cannot As Bond ventures towards the heart of SPECTRE he learns of a chilling connection between himself & the enemy he seeks played by Christoph Waltz ...