Readers can discover all the foul facts about the Smashing Saxons including who got cow pats as Christmas presents why wearing a pig on your head is lucky & how to make a dead Saxon happy Refreshed with a fantastic new design for 2016 these bestselling titles are sure to be a huge hit with yet another generation of Terry Deary fans ...

Smashy Mashy are new crazy creatures emerging from a secret laboratory! from the creators of smooth Mushy these stinky squashy squishy creatures come in an ooze reveal canister with their squishy buddy Look out for the Rare mystic cat! there are 6 to collect! which one will you get? Each container will contain a random Smashy Mashy ...

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Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer display their own inimitable brand of anarchic & surreal comedy in a set containing both series of THE SMELL OF REEVES & MORTIMER Having switched from Channel 4 to the BBC in 1993 the duo introduced a host of new characters for their loyal fan base These included the spoof folk duo Mulligan & OHare the bra-wearing men & their own take on the glam rock group Slade The series mixed studio-set comedy silliness with pre-recorded sketches the latter of which frequently involved parodies of other television programmes Slapstick violence involving large frying pans is frequently used The second series of the show returned in 1995 & continued to display Reeves & Mortimers offbeat & bizarre sense of humour ...

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Louie the dog has just had a bath
- & he is NOT happy about it He smells all wrong Determined to get his Special Smell back he
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Louie the dog has just had a bath
- & he is NOT happy about it He smells all wrong Determined to get his Special Smell back he
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Raina just wanted to be a normal girl but one night after Girl Scouts she trips & falls severely injuring her two front teeth What follows is a long & frustrating journey with on-again off-again braces surgery embarrassing headgear & even a retainer with fake teeth attached & on top of all that there's still more to deal with a major earthquake boy confusion & friends who turn out to not be so friendly ...

A Guardian Irish Times Book of the Year Smile has all the features for which Roddy Doyle has become famous the razor-sharp dialogue the humour the superb evocation of childhood
- but this is a novel unlike any he has written before When you finish the last page you will have been challenged to re-evaluate everything you think you remember so clearly Just moved in to a new apartment alone for the first time in years Victor Forde goes every evening to Donnelly's pub for a pint a slow one One evening his drink is interrupted A man in shorts & pink shirt brings over his pint & sits down He seems to know Victor's name & to remember him from school Says his name is Fitzpatrick Victor dislikes him on sight dislikes too the memories that Fitzpatrick stirs up of five years being taught by the Christian Brothers He prompts other memories too
- of Rachel his beautiful wife who became a celebrity & of Victor's own small claim to fame as the man who says the unsayable on the radio But it's the memories of school & of one particular Brother that he cannot control & which eventually threaten to destroy his sanity

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Just moved in to a new apartment alone for the first time in years Victor Forde goes every evening to Donnelly's pub for a pint a slow one One evening his drink is interrupted A man in shorts & pink shirt brings over his pint & sits down He seems to know Victor's name & to remember him from school Says his name is Fitzpatrick Victor dislikes him on sight dislikes too the memories that Fitzpatrick stirs up of five years being taught by the Christian Brothers He prompts other memories too
- of Rachel his beautiful wife who became a celebrity & of Victor's own small claim to fame as the man who says the unsayable on the radio But it's the memories of school & of one particular Brother that he cannot control & which eventually threaten to destroy his sanity Smile has all the features for which Roddy Doyle has become famous the razor-sharp dialogue the humour the superb evocation of childhood
- but this is a novel unlike any he has written before When you finish the last page you will have been challenged to re-evaluate everything you think you remember so clearly

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