For a zitty face Take urine eight days old & heat it over the fire; wash your face with it morning & night In late medieval England ordinary people apothecaries & physicians gathered up practical medical tips for everyday use While some were sensible herbal cures many were weird & wonderful This book selects some of the most revolting or remarkable remedies from medieval manuscripts in the Bodleian Library in Oxford There are embarrassing ailments & painful procedures icky ingredients & bizarre beliefs The would-be doctors seem oblivious to pain & any animal vegetable or mineral let alone bodily fluid can be ground up smeared on or inserted for medical benefit Similar ingredients are used in recipes' for how to make yourself invisible how to make a woman love you how to stop dogs from barking at you & how to make freckles disappear Written in the down-to-earth speech of the time these remedies often blur the distinction between medicine & magic They also give a humorous insight into the strange ideas ingenuity & bravery of men & women in the Middle Ages & a glimpse of the often gruesome history of medicine through time The remedies have been collected & transcribed from fifteenth-century manuscripts by students at the University of Oxford Modern English translations for easier reading are given alongside the original Middle English