Oh you live on a boat? That must be really cold in the winter Or Oh you live on a boat? It must be great being so close to nature Or Oh you live on a boat? It must be fantastic to be able to go wherever you like whenever you like Narrow Escape sets out to dispel these commonly held public myths From how to avoid assassination by ninja stealth ducklings through definitive proof that kittens are aliens & the best way to sleep at forty-five degrees to the importance of having the right boating equipment; (a child's plastic sledge & a never ending supply of cotton wool balls) This month by month account of one family's liveaboard year takes a firmly tongue in cheek look at what it takes to enjoy the idyllic' lifestyle