The fully annotated fully filthy fully hilarious book from the Number 1 podcast sensation My Dad Wrote a Porno Belinda blinked it wasn't a dream the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket & silk blouse So begins Belinda Blinked Rocky Flintstone's now-legendary porno (sorry erotic novel) & so began My Dad Wrote a Porno the outrageously funny podcast begun by Rocky's son & two friends & now adored by legions of fans having been downloaded over ten million times Now the steamy book that became a podcast sensation is a book again the ultimate annotated edition of Belinda Blinked with all the original text all the podcast team's baffled delighted & disgusted commentary & huge amounts of new material including
- character profiles- analysis of the themes & motifs of the novel- a detailed look at the ins & outs of the pots & pans industry- a quiz- illustrations how exactly do you grab someone's cervix?- Rocky's own response to his new-found fame All that plus of course the pleasure of holding the real text of Belinda Blinked in your hands; relive the initial interview the tombola the fundraising party for the Asses & Donkeys Trust & so much more My Dad Wrote a Porno the book is the funniest naughtiest strangest book of a podcast of a book you'll ever read This book contains adult content & is not suitable for those under the age of 18
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Join a father & daughter as they find their wings together & take to the skies in this funny tender tale from the master of contemporary storytelling A warm & wonderfully wacky tale told with heart & hope by the Carnegie award winning author David Almond Lizzie & Dad live in a rainy town in the north of England It's just the two of them & Auntie Doreen who pops round to check Lizzie's spellings & tell Dad he's daft
- & make them nice hot dumplings But today there's something unusual going on why is Dad building himself a pair of wings & studying the birds to see how they fly? The Great Human Bird Competition of course!
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The second novel & first quick read title from Sunday Times & New York Times bestselling author Cathy Glass My Dad's a Policeman is a dramatic & engaging story of a young boy with an alcoholic mother Lonely bullied & desperate for a life of happiness & security he tells everyone he meets his dad's a policeman Fast-paced & compelling this short story from Cathy Glass follows the experiences of a Ryan a small & lonely 12-year-old boy who struggles to fit in In an attempt to make friends & discourage the school bullies from picking on him Ryan tells his peers that his dad is a policeman When the police actually turn up on Ryan's doorstep to take him away from his alcoholic mother & put him in care his life crumbles It's not long before Ryan has run away taking a long bus ride back across the city desperate to get back to the inner-city life he knows Keeping a low profile & sneaking in to his best friend's house late a night for shelter he soon discovers that he's not the only one who appears to be stretching the truth about the happiness of his home life ...

It's that alligator Dad should never have brought it into the house Crunchbag has escaped & he's eaten Granny!' Some dads bring home rabbits Or dogs Or parrots Not Nicholas's dad The latest member of their family is Crunchbag
- the ALLIGATOR! Soon he's running riot in the bathroom & on the roof & even in the park! But he wouldn't eat poor defenceless Granny would he?
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A funeral gets sticky when a group of former wives bicker over the burial arrangements in the indie comedy The Six Wives of Henry Lefay Tim Allen stars in the title role a salesman whose disappearance after a skydiving trip leads his current & former families to believe that his time has passed Elisha Cuthbert co-stars as the daughter who has to pick up the pieces as the ex-wives & current wife squabble over how to put Henry in the ground ...

Written by Lieutenant Colonel Christopher Mac Gregor & based on his own experiences of going away from home this comforting wise book helps to explain why parents sometimes have to go away & shows ways to help children cope My Daddy's Going Away is brilliantly realized heartwarming story illustrated by rising star Emma Yarlett With a foreword by HRH The Prince of Wales & in support of Combat Stress ...

Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 or region free DVD player in order to play After Wyatt Earp&s (Henry Fonda) brother James is murdered by cattle rustlers the frontier legend becomes Tombstone&s marshal & sets out to avenge the younger man&s death Torn between his badge & his fury Earp confronts the likely killers the notorious lawless family of Old Man Clanton (Walter Brennan) setting the for the famed shootout at the OK Corral Along the way Earp falls in love with a schoolteacher named Clementine (Cathy Downs) which also pits him against the cantankerous Doc Holiday Actors Henry Fonda Linda Darnell Victor Mature Cathy Downs & Walter Brennan Director John Ford Certificate Universal Suitable for All Year 1946 Screen Fullscreen 43 Languages English
- Dolby Digital (10) Mono Duration 1 hour & 35 minutes (approx) Region Region 2
- Will only play on European Region 2 or multi-region DVD players

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After Wyatt Earp&s (Henry Fonda) brother James is murdered by cattle rustlers the frontier legend becomes Tombstone&s marshal & sets out to avenge the younger man&s death Torn between his badge & his fury Earp confronts the likely killers the notorious lawless family of Old Man Clanton (Walter Brennan) setting the for the famed shootout at the OK Corral Along the way Earp falls in love with a schoolteacher named Clementine (Cathy Downs) which also pits him against the cantankerous Doc Holiday ...

Colour in the wedding dress decorate the bridesmaid's hair play spot the difference on the wedding day & much more! This beautiful activity book is bursting with colourful stickers & wedding fun Bloomsbury Activity Books provide hours of colouring doodling stickering & activity fun for boys & girls alike Every book

Includes:: enchanting bright & beautiful illustrations which children & parents will find very hard to resist Perfect for providing entertainment at home or on the move!

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Benedict Cumberbatch & Louise Brealey read a love story in letters played out against the backdrop of the Second World War ' Can you feel as you read these words that I am thinking of you now; Barker Chris ...