Mr Mingin minged He monged tae & if it is guid Scots tae say he mingit then he mingit as weel He wis the mingiest mingin minger that ever lived Mingin is the warst kin o smell Mingin is warse than honkin Honkin is warse than bowfin Bowfin is warse than a guff & a guff can be eneuch tae make yer neb runkle It wisnae Mr Mingin's faut that he wis mingin He wis a gaberlunzie efter aw He didnae hae a hame & sae he never had the chaunce tae hae a richt guid wash like ye & me Efter a while the mingin-ness jist got warse & warse