Watch out for men with too much wooden jewellery Amy I know what you're like you'll let them sucker you in with their yoga chat but essentially they're unwashed & you don't want to put your face anywhere near an unwashed penis let me tell you' Carol receptionist Having announced her plans to quit her job & backpack around South America humourist & gonzo journalist Amy Baker found herself on the receiving end of a whole bunch of over-the-top & seemingly unnecessary advice Amy shrugged it all off of course that is until she ran into trouble After falling into a crevasse swimming in crocodile-infested waters dodging cocaine con artists & encountering handsome soothsayers Amy soon starts to wonder if her Mum boss & Carol from reception really were onto something Weighing up their advice against that of known Clever People' like Tina Fey Salvador Dali & Mother Teresa Amy finally establishes once & for all who it might actually pay to listen to