' Whoever said you can't fool an honest man wasn't one' The Royal Bank is facing a crisis & it's time for a change of management Who would not to wish for that job? It's a job for life But as former con-man Moist von Lipwig is learning the life is not necessarily for long The Chief Cashier is almost certainly a vampire There's something nameless in the cellar (and the cellar itself is pretty nameless) it turns out that the Royal Mint runs at a loss & people actually want to know where the money's gone A 300 year old wizard is after his girlfriend he's about to be exposed as a fraud but the Assassins Guild might get him first In fact lot of people want him dead Oh & every day he has to take the Chairman for walkies Everywhere he looks he's making enemies What he should be doing is Making Money!