A GUARDIAN BOOK OF THE YEAR A TIMES BOOK OF THE YEAR A SUNDAY TIMES BOOK OF THE YEAR A DAILY MAIL BOOK OF THE YEAR An original memorable & substantial achievement' TLS A masterpiece' Mail on Sunday I honked so loudly the man sitting next to me dropped his sandwich' Observer She made John Lennon blush & Marlon Brando clam up She cold-shouldered Princess Diana & humiliated Elizabeth Taylor Andy Warhol photographed her Jack Nicholson offered her cocaine Gore Vidal revered her John Fowles hoped to keep her as his sex-slave Dudley Moore propositioned her Francis Bacon heckled her Peter Sellers was in love with her For Pablo Picasso she was the object of sexual fantasy " If they knew what I had done in my dreams with your royal ladies" he confided to a friend "they would take me to the Tower of London & chop off my head!" Princess Margaret aroused passion & indignation in equal measures To her friends she was witty & regal To her enemies she was rude & demanding In her 1950's heyday she was seen as one of the most glamorous & desirable women in the world By the time of her death she had come to personify disappointment One friend said he had never known an unhappier woman The tale of Princess Margaret is pantomime as tragedy & tragedy as pantomime It is Cinderella in reverse hope dashed happiness mislaid life mishandled Combining interviews parodies dreams parallel lives diaries announcements lists catalogues & essays Ma'am Darling is a kaleidoscopic experiment in biography & a witty meditation on fame & art snobbery & deference bohemia & high society Brown has been our best parodist & satirist for decades now Ma'am Darling is as you would expect very funny; also full of quirky facts & genial footnotes Brown has managed to ingest huge numbers of royal books & documents without losing either his judgment or his sanity He adores the spectacle of human vanity' Julian Barnes Guardian